My wishes are flowers
staining my days.
— Adonis, from “Celebrating Childhood,” Selected Poems (Yale University Press, 2010)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING